Two thieves in Virginia, a plan they hatch,
Watermelon masks for a bold beer snatch.
Through the aisles they crept, but fate said “nope,”
Caught in the act, now they’re the joke!​​​​​​​

Just in case anyone thinks I made this up!

YAAAS! he really did do this...

Seedy melonhead wearing a fetching melon and slogan print tracksuit

A more 'chaotic' design!

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